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Ho sempre pensato fosse perché i fotografi, gente evidentemente pigrissima quanto fortunata, si alzavano tardi e lavoravano solo a quell'ora. Finché, una breve ricerca, mi ha spiegato il perché; o almeno, ci ha provato. La ragione ufficiale può esser letta in questo articolo . Una volta che ho letto 'sta cosa mi sono subito chiesto (io mi chiedo molte cose, poi non mi rispondo e mi do del maleducato da solo): ma possibile? Solo alle 10:10? E tutti fanno foto di orologi alle 10:10??? Ma perché??!? Quindi, incuriosito dalla cosa e volendo verifichare il mito, ho preso in mano un Fumagazzi qualunque, ho pistolato un po' con la rotellina per regolare l'ora e ho scopettò che: alle 15:40... INCREDIBILE ! Il logo si vede comunque... Alle 18:35!! ANCHE !! Alle 16:40 PURE !!! PAZZESCO! Roba da andar fuori di testa! E infatti ci sono andato, e da quel giorno, in perfetto stile Fumagazzi, me ne sono sbattuto allegramente delle regole su "come si fa una foto a un orologio", e in perfetto stile Fumagazzi, ho fatto le foto agli orologi come mi andava... Si legge il logo? Vi piacciono comunque? 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[/fusion_title][fusion_text columns="" column_min_width="" column_spacing="" rule_style="default" rule_size="" rule_color="" hide_on_mobile="small-visibility,medium-visibility,large-visibility" class="" id="" animation_type="" animation_direction="left" animation_speed="0.3" animation_offset=""] Pregevolissimi! Nel cogliere l'occasione per augurare UGUP a tutti voi e un felice anno nuovo, vorremmo spezzare una lancia in favore delle nostre incredibili marmotte. Infatti, stanno facendo cose turche, per riuscire a mettere sotto ai vostri alberi, in tempo bastante, i preziosi pacchetti che tutti state aspettando e che, ahimè, non essendo confezionati da mani a mandorla, necessitano del loro tempo per essere completati in modo italicamente esemplare. Pensate, che le nostre Marmotte, sono così brave, ma così brave e dedite a soddisfare i vostri desideri, che ieri alla porta della Fumagazzi, direttamente dal Polo Nord, si è presentata una delegazione di elfi di Babbo Natale per vedere come si fa. [/fusion_text][fusion_imageframe image_id="2407|full" max_width="800px" style_type="bottomshadow" blur="" stylecolor="" hover_type="none" bordersize="" bordercolor="" borderradius="" align="center" lightbox="no" gallery_id="" lightbox_image="" lightbox_image_id="" alt="" link="" linktarget="_self" hide_on_mobile="small-visibility,medium-visibility,large-visibility" class="" id="" animation_type="" animation_direction="left" animation_speed="0.3" animation_offset=""]https://www.fumagazzi.it/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/Elfi.jpg[/fusion_imageframe][fusion_title title_type="text" rotation_effect="bounceIn" display_time="1200" highlight_effect="circle" loop_animation="off" highlight_width="9" highlight_top_margin="0" before_text="" rotation_text="" highlight_text="" after_text="" hide_on_mobile="small-visibility,medium-visibility,large-visibility" class="" id="" content_align="left" size="1" font_size="" animated_font_size="" line_height="" letter_spacing="" margin_top="" margin_bottom="" margin_top_mobile="" margin_bottom_mobile="" text_color="" animated_text_color="" highlight_color="" style_type="default" sep_color=""] Qui, la foto prodotta dal nostro fotografo di fiducia, che è quella che è perché reduce da una serata di Alcool Dungeons & Dragons con i suoi amici. [/fusion_title][fusion_text columns="" column_min_width="" column_spacing="" rule_style="default" rule_size="" rule_color="" hide_on_mobile="small-visibility,medium-visibility,large-visibility" class="" id="" animation_type="" animation_direction="left" animation_speed="0.3" animation_offset=""] Purtroppo Umberto Cerbero, l'usciere della Fumagazzi, si è visto, suo malgrado, costretto a rimbalzare, a colpi di schiaffi, distribuiti a braccia aperte, la simpatica e prestigiosa delegazione; seppur con mille, milleduecento scuse, quasi un CentoCambiali di scuse. Proprio perché tutte le mani della Fumagazzi, ripetiamo, sono impegnatissime nel confezionare, perfezionare e intingere di magia , quindi inscatolare, impacchettare e spedire i vostri preziosi orologi, mentre, risponde al telefono, alle mail, ai marconigramma, e alle minacce di pene corporali da parte del loro Augusto capo. Speriamo anche che i simpatici elfi abbiano recepito la lezione che il buon Umberto ha voluto impartirgli, ovvero, come recita un assioma di Alberto Mariuccio, (detto Raviolo), e tratta dal suo trattato "Olio di Gomito": "A Natale, è meglio lavorare e preparare i pacchetti, invece di andare in gita a rompere i coglioni a quelli che lavorano e preparano i pacchetti." Quindi, Signori Miei, nell'augurare ancora un UGUP a tutti, vorremmo ricordarvi che stiamo pur sempre lavorando per farvi felici! 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le dieci e dieci

By Marco Fumagazzi|2020-02-12T11:42:49+00:00February 12th, 2020|Uncategorized|

Avete mai notato che tutte le foto di orologi sono scattate alle 10:10? Ho sempre pensato fosse perché i fotografi, gente evidentemente pigrissima [...]

Specialone San Valentino

By Marco Fumagazzi|2020-02-04T10:21:36+00:00February 4th, 2020|Uncategorized|

Per le celebrazioni del Santissimo e Veneratissimo Valentino, abbiamo pensato di proporre alle SV Illustrissime, temporaneamente, e solo per questo periodo, due pregevolissimi modelli [...]

Non buttare il nonno… Riciclalo!!

By Marco Fumagazzi|2020-01-21T10:57:35+00:00January 21st, 2020|Uncategorized|

In tantissimi ci state chiedendo se e quando torna il Pa-Taaak, il Dittatore, il Dittatore SangueBlu ... E noi stiamo rispondendo che non sappiamo quando, [...]

Oniomania e OnioNmania

By Marco Fumagazzi|2020-01-14T09:30:49+00:00January 14th, 2020|Uncategorized|

Ciao a tutti! Vi scrivo questo ragionevolmente lungo post per raccontarvi un interessante e significativo aneddoto. L'altra mattina il mio consanguineo fratello Marcello, cazzeggiando [...]

Anno nuovo e nuove disponibilità

By Marco Fumagazzi|2020-01-07T12:02:03+00:00January 7th, 2020|Uncategorized|

Ossequi a tutti i nostri cari Fumagazzers! É con immensa gioia che finalmente siamo stati autorizzati dall'Augusto Capo Marmotta al pubblicare testé [...]

Buone feste PER tutti!

By Marco Fumagazzi|2019-12-26T09:22:06+00:00December 26th, 2019|Uncategorized|

PREGEVOLERRIMI Oltre ai sentitissimi e consueti auguri, siamo a comunicare ai nostri illustrissimi Clienti, che, causa opulente e imminenti festività natalizie e capodannizie, [...]

Consegne di Natale

By Marco Fumagazzi|2019-12-19T09:15:32+00:00December 19th, 2019|Uncategorized|

UGUP a tutti i Voi e Famiglia! Pregevolissimi! Nel cogliere l'occasione per augurare UGUP a tutti voi e un felice anno nuovo, [...]

La magia del Fumagazzi…

By Marco Fumagazzi|2019-12-06T09:44:13+00:00December 6th, 2019|Uncategorized|

Jonny ci delizia con un altro piccolo capolavoro, stavolta dimostra che anche solo toccare un fumagazzi, fa diventar bravi ragazzi... [...]

Anche James…

By Marco Fumagazzi|2019-11-26T15:30:23+00:00November 26th, 2019|Uncategorized|

Una clip tratta dall'ultimo "007 Operazione Fumagazzi", diretto dal premio Oscar Pippo Palmieri...

Arrivano i Fumagazzi!

By Marco Fumagazzi|2019-11-25T10:50:02+00:00November 25th, 2019|Uncategorized|

Ed eccoli! Eccovi le prime immagini dei Fumagazzi in fase di preparazione per la [...]